Q. How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it nearly all the way, and one to give it a twist at the end.
A writer comes home and finds her house has burned down.
What happened?’ she asks her badly-singed husband.“It was awful,” he says. “I was cooking dinner when the phone rang and it was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the grill was on fire. It went up in seconds. Everything’s gone. I nearly didn’t make it out and the poor hamster...”
“Hang on, hang on,” The woman says. “My agent called?”
Q. How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
If writers write, why don't fingers finge?
Ho, ho and thrice Ho. Never let it be said that I don't have a sense of humour.
(Okay, so I don't really get that last one, but there aren't many writing jokes out there, you know. I did my best).