I have worked there for almost nine years though. If Lorraine Kelly can be awarded an honorary doctorate from Dundee University for her services to charity surely I can be awarded an Honorary Librarianship for services to oldies demanding bus timetables and James Patterson novels?
In the spirit of things, I was looking for a suitable photo to go with this post and stumbled upon the following...
What the hell?
If we carried on like this in our branch, we'd be called something else entirely.